Reasons to Ride Your Bike to Work

-If you’re having a bad morning, you can cheer yourself up by getting some fresh air and making a whole lot of people late for work.

-Good for the environment, so you can stop feeling bad about that month or two when you threw all your garbage out the window because you ran out of trash bags.

-Great way to get exercise, so you can feel less shame after consuming a whole tub of ice cream in one sitting because you don’t want to share it with the rest of your family.

-Get to run red lights, which gives you a sense of justice for all those times a policeman’s presence has made you come to a complete stop, drive the speed limit, or put back the items you were planning on shoplifting.

-Can easily excuse wearing a helmet without explaining your propensity to have “breakdowns” or “anger-fits.”