Pride

Things my parents think I should be proud of, but I’m not ________________________________________ Boggle abilities	Things I am proud of, but shouldn’t necessarily be _________________________________________ Simpsons recall abilities
Knowing not only what an iPod is, but how to use it	Knowing which of the TV-repeating websites has the fewest commercials interrupting the show
Having a clean room	Having room set up so I can see both the TV and the computer from my bed, all without getting any glare from the sun on either screen
Graduating from College	Can spin Frisbee on one finger for minutes at a time
Having a job helping children	Having a really good plan to quit my job after not only using up my annual sick leave, but also waiting until all the paid holiday breaks are over. Thus creating an ideal Money Earned to Hours Worked ratio
6th place in 800 meter relay, MD state regional track meet, 2001	NYC subway turnstile sometimes says, “too fast, swipe again”