How To Build a Deck

Step 1: Put up flyers offering deck building services at low low rates.

Step 2: Negotiate with potential clients; remember to require full fridge privileges, full TV privileges, full toy bin privileges.

Step 3: Buy wood planks, hammer, nails, book about how to build a deck.

Step 4: Try nailing wood planks together in deck-like shape.

Step 5: Go to hospital.

Step 6: Purchase some sort of prebuilt child’s playhouse.

Step 7: Have delivery men carry the playhouse around back and scoot it up right next to real house.

Step 8: Build many layered masking tape connection between real house and playhouse.

Step 9: Revel in your accomplishment.

Step 10: Run away.