Love Is a Curious Thing

The Power of Love:

Can cause you to sing from the rooftops.

Cannot improve your musical ability or balance.

Can enable you to lift a car to free your trapped baby.

Cannot enable you to pry open the locked doors of a 7-11 to get your favorite candy bar.

Can turn you into a poet.

Cannot make others enjoy people who refer to themselves as poets.

Can give you realistic visions of fireworks exploding in the night sky.

Cannot give you realistic visions of fireworks exploding in big bowls of pudding. 

Can make you a more generous person.

Cannot lower the price of anything.

Can make you cry.

Cannot stop you from crying once someone enters the room.

Can bring you to your knees.

Cannot help you grow several feet taller and intimidate the object of your affection into loving you back.